octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

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(Source: shwagerr, via acidicinsomnia)

me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into

me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

(Source: iamtheoppositeofamnesia, via coscoskanigikwe)