ensignd:

Friendly reminder that most potential Starfleet Cadets don’t take the admissions exams until they’ve gone to college because they’re so difficult (◡‿◡✿)

Friendly reminder that Chekov likely took his exams at age thirteen and passed — if not earlier on (✿◠‿◠)

Friendly reminder that Chekov isn’t just a cutie (◕‿◕✿)

He’s a genius, too. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(via guardian-of-our-galaxy)

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.